Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
R.I.P to all the friendships where we acted like lovers at some point, and now we barely talk.
Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?
Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.
I would never have been this happy.