I’m just imagining Twist Magazine executives are looking at all the sudden web traffic to their site and are wondering ‘wtf did we do?’
FIND THOSE PICTURES!
Gavin: What was you best job Ryan?
Ryan: I’d say this one was right up there.
Geoff: Up there with what?
Ryan: Well I did have a job after the pool thing that was not bad.
Gavin: What was it?
Ryan: I spent a very short amount of time as a…
Gavin: Sex line worker?
Ryan: No, well almost.
Geoff: He does not want to say it. As a what?
Jack: He’s a little nervous, yeah.
Gavin: Spit it out Ryan!
Jack: What was it?
Ryan: I… was a… professional model.
If my calculations are correct, Yang was shot into the air with a velocity of 1100 miles per hour and was blasted approximately 7 miles into the sky.